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Does Nicole Kidman Know How To Clap? An Investigation

We'll get to the bottom of this.

Tonight at the Oscars there was only one question on everyone's mind: Does Nicole Kidman know how to clap or not?

The rest of this post is a brief investigation I launched into the matter.

Exhibit A: Nicole Kidman claps for the first time during the 2017 Academy Awards.

One might say she has unique form!

But then she gives up on the clapping altogether. Hmmmm.

Interesting. Moving on!

Exhibit B: Nicole Kidman is caught on camera clapping for a second time during the 2017 Academy Awards.

Once again, the form is...unique.

Exhibit C: Footage from the 2015 Academy Awards shows that Nicole Kidman has been clapping this way for some time.

Conclusion: Nicole Kidman does not know how to clap or just doesn't give a fuck about clapping standards. That's all!