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Disney Princesses In Order From Least Gay To Most Gay

Happy pride!

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As a gay woman, I've obviously spent long, tireless hours pondering about Disney princesses and my chances with them. Like, could Ariel ever be into me?? (Sadly prob not.) BUT MAYBE I HAVE A CHANCE WITH MULAN. Anyway, Disney is gay, get over it, and here's this list I made.

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12. Ariel

Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 0.5

Why: She gave up her literal vocal cords for a dude, which is a straight-person move...but maybe she's had a fleeting thought about experimenting with Ursula. Her sister Andrina, though? Definitely gay.

8. Rapunzel

Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 4.5

Why: She's a hippie artist basically, and at one point in the movie she literally says, "I've got a person in my closet" while LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. Wonder what that means????

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7. Belle

Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 5

Why: Her hair is in a ponytail most of the movie and she isn't interested in the hottest guy in town. CURIOUS. Very curious. Bi for sure.

6. Pocahontas

Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 5.5

Why: Pocahontas likes the D, it's just true. She can, however, paint with *ALL* the colors of the wind, which prob means she's hooked up with at least one girl before and frequently lies in bed at night thinking about it.

5. Merida

Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 6

Why: She's a jock (archery is a sport!), she hates dresses, and she pulls a Carrie Bradshaw and wants to marry herself 'cause she doesn't like any of the dudes. Tbh, they all sucked, but still, she just needs a wife to settle down with!

3. Snow White:

Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 7

Why: She lives with seven dudes and spends a lot of her time in the woods. I'm just saying, if flannel existed in Disney, she'd own 10 of them!

In conclusion: Honestly, they are all on the spectrum because let's be real, everyone's a little bit gay. HAPPY PRIDE!!! Feel free to tell me how much you disagree in the comments. LOVE YOU BYE.

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