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    Disney Princesses In Order From Least Gay To Most Gay

    Happy pride!

    As a gay woman, I've obviously spent long, tireless hours pondering about Disney princesses and my chances with them. Like, could Ariel ever be into me?? (Sadly prob not.) BUT MAYBE I HAVE A CHANCE WITH MULAN. Anyway, Disney is gay, get over it, and here's this list I made.

    13. Anna

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 0.25

    Why: There's barely an ounce of gay in her, but she IS an ally, which is important.

    12. Ariel

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 0.5

    Why: She gave up her literal vocal cords for a dude, which is a straight-person move...but maybe she's had a fleeting thought about experimenting with Ursula. Her sister Andrina, though? Definitely gay.

    11. Princess Jasmine

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 1

    Why: She's hot so it saddens me to say that she ain't gay. The nails, It just would never work!

    10. Princess Tiana

    Disney

    On a scale of 1gay: 1.5

    Why: Not into girls but into frogs. Love is love!

    9. Cinderella

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 2

    Why: No lesbian would ever be caught dead in glass slippers, just saying!!!

    8. Rapunzel

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 4.5

    Why: She's a hippie artist basically, and at one point in the movie she literally says, "I've got a person in my closet" while LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. Wonder what that means????

    7. Belle

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 5

    Why: Her hair is in a ponytail most of the movie and she isn't interested in the hottest guy in town. CURIOUS. Very curious. Bi for sure.

    6. Pocahontas

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 5.5

    Why: Pocahontas likes the D, it's just true. She can, however, paint with *ALL* the colors of the wind, which prob means she's hooked up with at least one girl before and frequently lies in bed at night thinking about it.

    5. Merida

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 6

    Why: She's a jock (archery is a sport!), she hates dresses, and she pulls a Carrie Bradshaw and wants to marry herself 'cause she doesn't like any of the dudes. Tbh, they all sucked, but still, she just needs a wife to settle down with!

    4. Aurora

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 6.5

    Why: A literal pillow princess who did not ask to be kissed by a man.

    3. Snow White:

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 7

    Why: She lives with seven dudes and spends a lot of her time in the woods. I'm just saying, if flannel existed in Disney, she'd own 10 of them!

    2. Mulan

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: 8

    Why: Did somebody say ~dramatic haircut~??!? She's queer AF. She and Merida would be a power couple.

    1. Elsa

    Disney

    On a scale of 1–gay: GAY

    Why: She's as gay as the night is dark. A femme top. We love you, Elsa, for who you are, and welcome you to the club.

    In conclusion: Honestly, they are all on the spectrum because let's be real, everyone's a little bit gay. HAPPY PRIDE!!! Feel free to tell me how much you disagree in the comments. LOVE YOU BYE.