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Disney Princesses In Order From Least Gay To Most Gay

Happy pride!

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As a gay woman, I've obviously spent long, tireless hours pondering about Disney princesses and my chances with them. Like, could Ariel ever be into me?? (Sadly prob not.) BUT MAYBE I HAVE A CHANCE WITH MULAN. Anyway, Disney is gay, get over it, and here's this list I made.

13. Anna

On a scale of 1–gay: 0.25Why: There's barely an ounce of gay in her, but she IS an ally, which is important.
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 0.25

Why: There's barely an ounce of gay in her, but she IS an ally, which is important.

12. Ariel

On a scale of 1–gay: 0.5Why: She gave up her literal vocal cords for a dude, which is a straight-person move...but maybe she's had a fleeting thought about experimenting with Ursula. Her sister Andrina, though? Definitely gay.
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 0.5

Why: She gave up her literal vocal cords for a dude, which is a straight-person move...but maybe she's had a fleeting thought about experimenting with Ursula. Her sister Andrina, though? Definitely gay.

11. Princess Jasmine

On a scale of 1–gay: 1Why: She's hot so it saddens me to say that she ain't gay. The nails, It just would never work!
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 1

Why: She's hot so it saddens me to say that she ain't gay. The nails, It just would never work!

10. Princess Tiana

On a scale of 1gay: 1.5 Why: Not into girls but into frogs. Love is love!
Disney

On a scale of 1gay: 1.5

Why: Not into girls but into frogs. Love is love!

9. Cinderella

On a scale of 1–gay: 2 Why: No lesbian would ever be caught dead in glass slippers, just saying!!!
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 2

Why: No lesbian would ever be caught dead in glass slippers, just saying!!!

8. Rapunzel

On a scale of 1–gay: 4.5 Why: She's a hippie artist basically, and at one point in the movie she literally says, "I've got a person in my closet" while LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. Wonder what that means????
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 4.5

Why: She's a hippie artist basically, and at one point in the movie she literally says, "I've got a person in my closet" while LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. Wonder what that means????

7. Belle

On a scale of 1–gay: 5 Why: Her hair is in a ponytail most of the movie and she isn't interested in the hottest guy in town. CURIOUS. Very curious. Bi for sure.
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 5

Why: Her hair is in a ponytail most of the movie and she isn't interested in the hottest guy in town. CURIOUS. Very curious. Bi for sure.

6. Pocahontas

On a scale of 1–gay: 5.5Why: Pocahontas likes the D, it's just true. She can, however, paint with *ALL* the colors of the wind, which prob means she's hooked up with at least one girl before and frequently lies in bed at night thinking about it.
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 5.5

Why: Pocahontas likes the D, it's just true. She can, however, paint with *ALL* the colors of the wind, which prob means she's hooked up with at least one girl before and frequently lies in bed at night thinking about it.

5. Merida

On a scale of 1–gay: 6Why: She's a jock (archery is a sport!), she hates dresses, and she pulls a Carrie Bradshaw and wants to marry herself 'cause she doesn't like any of the dudes. Tbh, they all sucked, but still, she just needs a wife to settle down with!
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 6

Why: She's a jock (archery is a sport!), she hates dresses, and she pulls a Carrie Bradshaw and wants to marry herself 'cause she doesn't like any of the dudes. Tbh, they all sucked, but still, she just needs a wife to settle down with!

4. Aurora

On a scale of 1–gay: 6.5Why: A literal pillow princess who did not ask to be kissed by a man.
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 6.5

Why: A literal pillow princess who did not ask to be kissed by a man.

3. Snow White:

On a scale of 1–gay: 7 Why: She lives with seven dudes and spends a lot of her time in the woods. I'm just saying, if flannel existed in Disney, she'd own 10 of them!
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 7

Why: She lives with seven dudes and spends a lot of her time in the woods. I'm just saying, if flannel existed in Disney, she'd own 10 of them!

2. Mulan

On a scale of 1–gay: 8Why: Did somebody say ~dramatic haircut~??!? She's queer AF. She and Merida would be a power couple.
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: 8

Why: Did somebody say ~dramatic haircut~??!? She's queer AF. She and Merida would be a power couple.

1. Elsa

On a scale of 1–gay: GAYWhy: She's as gay as the night is dark. A femme top. We love you, Elsa, for who you are, and welcome you to the club.
Disney

On a scale of 1–gay: GAY

Why: She's as gay as the night is dark. A femme top. We love you, Elsa, for who you are, and welcome you to the club.

In conclusion: Honestly, they are all on the spectrum because let's be real, everyone's a little bit gay. HAPPY PRIDE!!! Feel free to tell me how much you disagree in the comments. LOVE YOU BYE.

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