Celebrity·Posted on Dec 27, 2018Dear World, Sandra Bullock Is So Much More Than Just "The Lady From 'Bird Box'"SHE IS SANDRA BULLOCK, PEOPLE!!!by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Hi and welcome to this post. It's time to stop being polite, and starting getting real. Aka, I'm pissed and I won't stand for what I've witnessed today :). To give you some info, Sandra Bullock is starring in a new Netflix movie called Bird Box. I haven't seen it yet but I know she wears a blindfold in it a lot of the time. Netflix I am not here to tell you to watch the movie or that it's great or anything, like I said, I haven't even seen it!!! But I did see this blasphemous tweet in which Sandra Bullock was referred to as "the lady from Bird Box." A @aaron_delara The lady from bird box looks like MJ 😭 02:45 AM - 26 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite And then this person summed up my feelings in general about what I had just read: philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_ How old am I that Sandra Bullock has become “the lady from bird box” 😂 https://t.co/4WtN5uUvu1 09:43 PM - 26 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite I'm sorry. The "lady from Bird Box," you say????????????? THAT'S SANDRA MOTHER FUCKIN' BULLOCK PEOPLE!!! Jason Kempin / Getty Images So now if I could, I'd like the youngins to sit down and listen the hell up. It's time for a history lesson!!! Sandra Bullock isn't just "that lady from Bird Box." She is a literal Hollywood legend!!!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF tenor.com Let me ask you this: Who played a cop that was secretly hot the whole time and almost won a beauty pageant while saving the lives of everyone around her? SHE DID. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com And who not once, but twice played someone who just wanted to enjoy her life but ended up on public transportation that was rigged to go really, really fast and ultimately explode? SHE DID. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com And who played the badass southern mom who took in a homeless black teen and showed that sometimes white people don't totally suck? SHE DID!!! SHE DID THAT!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com Not to mention she starred in one of the most underrated rom-coms of all time, The Proposal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com She made me wanna be a witch after watching Practical Magic. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com And in Oceans 8 she proved that you can still be cool even if your name is Debbie. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF sharmenthelword.tumblr.com Any questions so far? No? GREAT. Moving on. Sandra or Sandy — as some of her best friends in the industry such as ahem, GEORGE CLOONEY, like to call her — is also basically dripping in accolades! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF gifer.com She is an Academy Award winner. Jason Merritt / Getty Images A Golden Globe winner. Kevin Winter / Getty Images A Critic's Choice Award winner. Kevin Winter A People's Choice Award winner. Jason Merritt / Getty Images And she has even won multiple Teen Choice Awards. Idk how she has room for all those surfboards. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images Oh wait, I do. They are all probably in her giant house that she has because her networth is around 200 MILLION DOLLARS. I think that's more than some "lady from Bird Box" would have :). celebritynetworth.com Besides being a serious thespian... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com She's also one of the greatest comediennes of our time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF tumblr.com Also, from 2001-2003 she dated Ryan Gosling. He was barely a thing then (despite his early acting years) so yes, I think it's fair to say she's responsible for his entire adult career. Francois Guillot / AFP / Getty Images To wrap this up: Sandra Bullock walked so that Jennifer Lawrence could run. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF gifer.com This queen is 54 years old and looks like she's never had a bad sleep in her life!!! Michael Loccisano / Getty Images So please, never disparage the great Sandra Bullock again!!!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com This "lady" is an icon and will always be. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF gifer.com THANK YOU FOR LISTENING. I hope we all learned something here today.