If you think things in America are bad, just take a look at what is happening across the pond:

Yeah, that's right, a man who looks exactly like David Schwimmer AKA Ross Gellar is a wanted man.

And honestly, I wasn't convinced that The Schwimster wasn't the suspect in question up until about 23 minutes ago, when he took to Twitter to claim his innocence and reveal his alibi:
Officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York. To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation. #itwasntme https://t.co/EDFF9dZoYR