Favorite New York hot spot?
Heather: Bond Street Sushi.
LuAnn: Boom Boom Room.
LuAnn: Two words: "You know."
Biggest pet peeve?
LuAnn: Bad manners.
Favorite area of NYC?
Heather: West Village.
LuAnn: Riverside Park.
Favorite city other than New York?
Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram?
Heather: Twitter and Instagram.
Beyoncé or Rihanna?
Red wine or white wine?
Heather: Both, honey!
What's the last album that you bought?
Heather: Oh, I just bought Coldplay's album, I'm on a list to get it.
LuAnn: I'm a Pandora kind of girl, but I did get Carole King, Beautiful. You've got to see that show.
What's your favorite type of flower?
Heather: Hydrangeas and gardenias.
LuAnn: I love gardenias.
Heather: Yummielife.com! I work really hard to make it my favorite website.
LuAnn: Hmm, my favorite website—
Do you still have a landline telephone in your house?
What do you order when you go to a bar?
Heather: Vodka club soda with lime. Ciroc club soda with lime, let me rephrase, for Dr. Diddy.
LuAnn: White wine.
What is your favorite Housewives series to watch other than New York?
Both: Beverly Hills.
Puppies or kittens?
Heather: Ohhh, how could you choose?
Have you ever been glamping?
Heather: Yes, actually!
LuAnn: Together! Oh, you'll see that coming up.
When was the last time you rode the subway?
Heather: Day before yesterday. I ride it all the time.
LuAnn: Two weeks ago.
What's your favorite subway line?
Both: The 1.
LuAnn: I ride the 1 down to Barry's Bootcamp.
Heather: I don't have a favorite color! I like blues and purples and magentas. I like every color. Black I could say, but that's boring.
What's your shoe size?
Bacon or Nutella?
Who is the last person that texted you?
LuAnn: Actually Jacque texted me, he broke his nose. He does tae kwon do. It's pretty bad.
What time do you get up in the morning?
And go to bed?
Heather: around 11:30.
What drives you absolutely mad?
Heather: Lying. It's so much easier to be honest.
LuAnn: Honking. That's so annoying.
Favorite pizza topping?
LuAnn: Me too, I love mushrooms.
Coke or pepsi?
Heather: All of the seasons! That's why I live in New York.
LuAnn: No, I don't. Fall.
Last movie you saw in a movie theater?
LuAnn: I saw The Grand Budapest Hotel.
Favorite Housewives original song?
Heather: "Money Can't Buy You Class"! I mean, who can beat "Money Can't Buy You Class"?? Any LuAnn de Lesseps song, she's the only singing housewife for me.
LuAnn: The girl from New Jersey, Melissa Gorga. She's not bad. If I have to pick one.
Who is the most famous person you have in your phone book?
LuAnn: Mick Jagger.
Favorite curse word?
LuAnn: Merde. It means "shit" in French.
Favorite Housewives tagline other than your own?
Heather: I don't know any other taglines besides ours. Whatever Vanderpump says. Hers.
If you had to wife-swap with any other housewife from another show, which family would you want to swap with?
Heather: Oh, that is so easy, Lisa Vanderpump. Ken. I'd take Lisa's life for a day. LuAnn: The husband of Kyle is pretty cute, but yeah, I'd prefer to live in a mansion with Ken.
Heather: We're going to Ken and Lisa's.
LuAnn: No, wait, I change my mind! David Foster! So Yolanda, and he's got a lot of fancy friends.