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Conspiracy: Are Tilda Swinton And David Bowie The Same Person?

The Tumblr blog Tilda Stardust is making a very strong case for YES, THEY ARE.

1. They have angst about their hair

2. And sometimes it's red and spikey

3. They wear full face makeup

4. Also garbage all over themselves

5. Both sometimes go bald

6. Both dress up as mimes

7. Moody with short red hair

8. Both have beautiful watercolors of themselves

9. Both stand in strange poses

10. Wear the same plaid shirt and blazer

11. The same white suit

12. And the same blue suit

13. Both wear sweaters and part their bleach blonde hair to the side

14. More face paint

15. Yup, same person