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For Everyone That Is Obsessed With Coffee Ice Cream

It's not just an ice cream. It's a religion.

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Hello friends. I've gathered you here today to talk about something special: Haagen Dazs Coffee Ice cream. The most pure, beautiful thing on this planet. I love it. I'm kinda obsessed with it. And idk, I'm assuming maybe you are too.

No matter what people say, your love affair for Haagen Dazs Coffee isn't just some fling. It's part of your being.

It's a lifelong love affair, me and Coffee Haagen-Dazs

This shit runs through your bloodstream.

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Maybe you are such a longtime lover that you remember their vintage packaging. I remember it like it was just a few years ago.

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Honestly, I can barely spell the name of the brand. All I know is that it is coffee ice cream in it's most angelic form.

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Maybe like me you hardly even drink the liquid kind of coffee, and yet, the coffee ice cream calls to you, it's an unstoppable lust.

Look at this frosty pint, just out of the freezer. Ready to be opened and loved.

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And this carton, ready for spooning.

There's nothing more satisfying then peeling back that thin layer of plastic to reveal the smooth, untouched surface of the Coffee ice cream.

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LOOK AT THAT.

It's...it's...heavenly.

It's STUNNING.

IT'S ALSO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DELICIOUS.

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The first spoonful is pretty much orgasmic.

I mean, we all know that it doesn't even *need* toppings.

FUCK THE SPRINKLES!
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FUCK THE SPRINKLES!

Because it has everything you could ever want already in it. Happiness. Laughter. Love. Sugar.

There's nothing quite like opening your freezer to see your little baby* chillin' in there.

That happy face you make when you see Haagen-Dazs Coffee ice cream in the freezer

*ICE CREAM BABY!!! NOT REAL BABY!

And let's be honest, this is what your freezer looks like:

A little coffee in the morning is just part of your daily routine.

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To you, HDCIC is not a joke.

NO. FUCKING. JOKE.

And that's ok, because it is a treasure, worth treasuring.

In conclusion: winning your heart is easy. ALL SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO IS GO TO THE SUPERMARKET AND GET YOU THIS.

Want to win me over? bring me Haagen Dazs coffee ice cream.

BYE! OFF TO LITERALLY ONLY EAT HDCIC FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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