Celebrity·Posted on Nov 19, 2014Why Chris Pratt Actually Should Have Been Named The Sexiest Man AliveWRONG CHRIS, People.by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail By now you've probably heard that Chris Hemsworth was named the sexiest man alive. of 2014. That's fine, it makes sense. I can see why. ~Whatever~. But to be honest, there's another Chris that deserves the title. And that is Chris Pratt. CLEARLY THIS MAN SHOULD BE THE CHAMPION OF THE SEXIES. I mean, it seems obvious that there was a huge mistake. Look at that thing he's doing with his mouth Look how he gazes into the distance like a pondering stallion. Just look at his stupidly perfect little squinching face. No, he's not ~Thor~. But he IS Starlord. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And he too can do wonderful things with his arms. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Like carry water bottles. And heavy groceries. ~Welcome to the gun show~ Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And what's sexier than a guy putting those guns to use by knowing how to french braid hair??? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nothing. The answer is nothing. So yeah, while Chris Hemsworth is worthy I guess, please keep in mind what could have been. And who the rightful person is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF