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27 Celebrity Tweets That Prove Nobody Gave A Shit What They Said On Twitter In 2009 And 2012

Take me back to old twitter.

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1. 2012:

@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

2. 2009:

just got home, let out the dogs, within minutes they cornered,attacked and killed an opossum. had to wash little bloody mouths .life on farm

3. 2012:

“@piersmorgan: ps I think @Rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast.” grow a dick..... FAST!!!!

4. 2009:

Morning! Went for a run. Now I have to get my day going. My legs are so soar from yesterday... I kind of love being soar. I know it worked

5. 2012:

I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye

6. 2009:

Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?

7. 2012:

I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

8. 2009:

9. 2012:

10. 2009:

For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome

11. 2012:

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

12. 2009:

Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

13. 2012:

How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

14. 2009:

15. 2012:

I like Pink. I get crushes. I'm scared of bugs. I am sensitive. I cry. I'm just a girl. I have feelings too.

16. 2009:

"If amazing was a young bitch I'd be going to jail...cause I'm fucking amazing" - Me

17. 2012:

No offense ladies but I am AaronCarter.

18. 2009:

If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.

19. 2012:

20. 2009:

Isn't it weird how singers like Rihanna & Celine Dion sing in an American accent but really speak w an accent

21. 2012:

Hey - you bet. Happy to help. Call my cell 778 384 7520. Take care, L

22. 2009:

23. 2012:

Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say

24. 2009:

25. 2012:

FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!

26. 2009:

911...bush knocked down the towers

27. 2012:

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.


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