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    17 Cardi B Tweets About Farts And Vaginas That Deserve Your Respect And Admiration

    Real is real is real.

    1. About farts:

    I don't understand why my farts smells like beef jerky and I haven't ate beef in 4 days🤔How does that work broo

    2. About vaginas:

    I’m bout to wax my vagina and I’m soo fuckin scared 😰

    3. About farts:

    4. About vaginas:

    Anyways i was only able to wax one side of my coochie cause i couldn’t handle the pain 😪My pussy looks so crazy right now ! 😩😩and im in sooo much pain Hoe😩

    5. About farts:

    I wanna fart bit I’m around soo many people in a small room😔😩

    6. About vaginas:

    Why must my legs , under arm and vagina hair grow so fast and the hair on my head don’t -______-😒😒😒

    7. About farts:

    Pray for my cousin😔🙏🏼🙏🏼...He can’t put the car windows down cause it’s snowing and I’m throwing maaa farts .

    8. About vaginas:

    Fuck Netflix and chill EAT MY PUSSY AND LEAVE !!!💪🏾💪🏾😤

    9. About farts:

    I need y'all to pray for me ,nothing wrong with me I just be smelling my own farts 😂😂

    10. About vaginas:

    Always wash your pussy and ass after you piss ,Never know when you going to catch the neck ,Carry a cup and soap!!!

    11. About farts:

    I needs to sit and rewind & think on wtf I ate today & yesterday cause these fart broooo😷😷😷

    12. About vaginas:

    13. About farts (kinda):

    I can’t take it no more 😢😢😪😪😪😪😪😪 I gotta take a shit on this plane and I hate to do it to people

    14. About vaginas (peripherally):

    That morning D was sooo good 🤤

    15. About farts maybe:

    16. About vaginas for sure:

    I only have one best friend and that's my Pussy ❤️

    17. In conclusion:

    Twitter: @iamcardib

    And just like that, a hero was born.

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