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Can You Guess Which Dog Just Shat On The Carpet In The Den?
This is the culprit. This dog just walked right into the den, took a shit, and then walked out. His owners don't even know yet. Now he's actin all smug like a little asshole in the backyard.
But he did rip all the goddamn mail up.
This dog literally just arrived by mail. It hasn't even been in the house yet. Give it time though.
This dog is clearly well trained. It is waiting to shit outside, where it's supposed to. Give it some respect!
This is a good boy. Good boys don't shit all over the carpet!!
Look at this dog. It's happy and perfect. There's no way. How could you even think that this dog would take a shit on the carpet in the den?
It did however probably pee in your bedroom.
This is Baxter. Baxter likes to sleep in boxes and play with socks. Baxter would never shit on a carpet inside the house.
BUT IT WILL SOMEDAY.