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    OMFG, Buzz Lightyear Has A Beautiful, Full Head Of Hair

    This information has changed me.

    Okay, so the trailer for the new Buzz Lightyear movie came out today. It stars Chris Evans as Buzz.

    I’m covered in goosebumps. And will be every time I watch this trailer. Or hear a Bowie song. Or have any thought whatsoever between now and July cause nothing has ever made me feel more joy and gratitude than knowing I’m a part of this and it’s basically always on my mind 💙🚀💫

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    If you are my age (old), then The Buzz we grew up with was this guy:

    Photo of Buzz Lighyear toy form Toy Story movie
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    Now he's a human Buzz, and not just a toy, but still, he's Buzz enough.

    Photo of buzz lightyear from new Lightyear movie, he looks intense
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    It's Buzz 2.0.

    Photo of Buzz Lightyear with his full gear on
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    HOWEVER. This trailer revealed something huge about Buzz that I never knew before...

    HE HAS HAIR.

    Photo of buzz lightyear with no gear on, he has short brown hair
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    And it's a beautiful, voluminous, luscious head of hair.

    Close up of short brown hair that looks thick and slightly wavy
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    He's always wearing this space suit cap thing and I've never even thought about what might be underneath it. I guess in my head he has always been bald????

    Close up of Buzz's purple space cap
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    BUT NO!!!!! BUZZ HAS HAIR, PEOPLE!!!!!

    Photo of BUzz looking out of a window while it rains, he's wearing a white t-shirt and hair is showing
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    THERE'S HAIR UNDER THERE!!!!

    Photo of Buzz's thick hair
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    NO BUZZ CUT HERE. PUN INTENDED. I'M SORRY I'M YELLING.

    Zoom in of the thick hair
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    In conclusion: Buzz Lightyear has hair, if that wasn't clear already. Bye!