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Bradley Cooper Is The Only Single, Solitary Human On A Beach

It's not confirmed that he smells, but if he didn't smell there would probably be at least ONE other human or animal species around him.

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He sits alone Sand in his pantsHe ponders his lifeMaking friends with ants

He sits alone
Sand in his pants
He ponders his life
Making friends with ants

There's no one elseIt's just himPlus his invisible friendWhose name is maybe Tim
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There's no one else
It's just him
Plus his invisible friend
Whose name is maybe Tim

Then something in his head just breaksHe forgets that a shirt does not go on your faceHe puts his tee around his head"Don't I look grand?" is what he said
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Then something in his head just breaks
He forgets that a shirt does not go on your face
He puts his tee around his head
"Don't I look grand?" is what he said

But then the pieces came back togetherAnd he remembered how shirts workBut alone he still was sitting on that beachSo sad and desolate he did not even smirk
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But then the pieces came back together
And he remembered how shirts work
But alone he still was sitting on that beach
So sad and desolate he did not even smirk

So up he gotAnd as you could seeThere was NO ONE IN SIGHTIt was just Bradley
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So up he got
And as you could see
There was NO ONE IN SIGHT
It was just Bradley

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