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Are You A Dog?

Have you wondered your whole life if you are a dog? Wonder no more.

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    Do you hate vacuums?
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    Do you think vacuums are literally the devil?
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    Do you avoid vacuums at all cost but also get close to them to bark at them loudly?
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    Do you lick your own balls?
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    Have you ever licked someone elses balls?
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    Or their butt?
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    Have you made a mating decision based off someone elses butt scent?
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    Are you a good boy/girl?
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    Are you a very good boy/girl?
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    Do you hate mail delivery people with a passion?
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    Do you think mail is Hitler in paper form, and it must be destroyed?
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    Do you often chew on shoes?
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    Underwear?
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    Socks?
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    Bras?
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    Any and all clothes?
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    Your own tail?
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    Have you ever left a room, found a toy of yours, and brought it back into the room you were in originally and IMPRESSED THE SHIT out of people by doing so?
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    Is one of your greatest talents in life the ability to roll over?
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    Do you fart and not say anything?
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    Are your farts REALLY RANCID SMELLING?
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    Do you put the blame of your fart on someone else thats in the room and just sit there mute while everyone else suffocates?
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    Do you eat out of the garbage?
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    Do you need a "bad can" to prevent you from eating out of the garbage?
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    Do you high five on command?
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    Do you circle a pillow for an extended amount of time until you've decided it's suitable to sit on?
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    Do you get annoyed constantly by people picking you up?
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    Or poking you?
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    Or forming your hair into funny things for their amusement?
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    Do you only know about 6 words in the English language, including your name?
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    Would you sacrifice everything for a taste of peanut butter?
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    Have you ever thought you were eating a piece of cheese and then there's a PILL IN THERE.
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    And you are pissed, because now the cheese is tainted.
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    Do you want to play?
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    All the time?
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    PLAY PLAY PLAY.
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    MORE PLAY, LET'S PLAY.
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    Do you hate when people ask you "where's your bone?"
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    or, "want a treat?"
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    ...because the obvious answer is YES.
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    Have you pooped in any place besides the toilet?
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    Specifically, in a member of your family's shoe?
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    Have you ever seen a roll of paper towels and decided to tear them to shreds and leave a mess in a kitchen?
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    Have you peed on a carpet?
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    More than once?
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    More than 10 times?
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    Is your name Spot?
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    Or Buddy?
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    Are you adorable?
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    Are you literally the best thing in the entire world and when you enter a room everyone tells you how perfect and wonderful you are?
 
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