Animals·Posted on Apr 17, 2014Are You A Dog?Have you wondered your whole life if you are a dog? Wonder no more.by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Check all that apply... Do you hate vacuums? Check Do you hate vacuums? Do you think vacuums are literally the devil? Check Do you think vacuums are literally the devil? Do you avoid vacuums at all cost but also get close to them to bark at them loudly? Check Do you avoid vacuums at all cost but also get close to them to bark at them loudly? Do you lick your own balls? Check Do you lick your own balls? Have you ever licked someone elses balls? Check Have you ever licked someone elses balls? Or their butt? Check Or their butt? Have you made a mating decision based off someone elses butt scent? Check Have you made a mating decision based off someone elses butt scent? Are you a good boy/girl? Check Are you a good boy/girl? Are you a very good boy/girl? Check Are you a very good boy/girl? Do you hate mail delivery people with a passion? Check Do you hate mail delivery people with a passion? Do you think mail is Hitler in paper form, and it must be destroyed? Check Do you think mail is Hitler in paper form, and it must be destroyed? Do you often chew on shoes? Check Do you often chew on shoes? Underwear? Check Underwear? Socks? Check Socks? Bras? Check Bras? Any and all clothes? Check Any and all clothes? Your own tail? Check Your own tail? Have you ever left a room, found a toy of yours, and brought it back into the room you were in originally and IMPRESSED THE SHIT out of people by doing so? Check Have you ever left a room, found a toy of yours, and brought it back into the room you were in originally and IMPRESSED THE SHIT out of people by doing so? Is one of your greatest talents in life the ability to roll over? Check Is one of your greatest talents in life the ability to roll over? Do you fart and not say anything? Check Do you fart and not say anything? Are your farts REALLY RANCID SMELLING? Check Are your farts REALLY RANCID SMELLING? Do you put the blame of your fart on someone else thats in the room and just sit there mute while everyone else suffocates? Check Do you put the blame of your fart on someone else thats in the room and just sit there mute while everyone else suffocates? Do you eat out of the garbage? Check Do you eat out of the garbage? Do you need a "bad can" to prevent you from eating out of the garbage? Check Do you need a "bad can" to prevent you from eating out of the garbage? Do you high five on command? Check Do you high five on command? Do you circle a pillow for an extended amount of time until you've decided it's suitable to sit on? Check Do you circle a pillow for an extended amount of time until you've decided it's suitable to sit on? Do you get annoyed constantly by people picking you up? Check Do you get annoyed constantly by people picking you up? Or poking you? Check Or poking you? Or forming your hair into funny things for their amusement? Check Or forming your hair into funny things for their amusement? Do you only know about 6 words in the English language, including your name? Check Do you only know about 6 words in the English language, including your name? Would you sacrifice everything for a taste of peanut butter? Check Would you sacrifice everything for a taste of peanut butter? Have you ever thought you were eating a piece of cheese and then there's a PILL IN THERE. Check Have you ever thought you were eating a piece of cheese and then there's a PILL IN THERE. And you are pissed, because now the cheese is tainted. Check And you are pissed, because now the cheese is tainted. Do you want to play? Check Do you want to play? All the time? Check All the time? PLAY PLAY PLAY. Check PLAY PLAY PLAY. MORE PLAY, LET'S PLAY. Check MORE PLAY, LET'S PLAY. Do you hate when people ask you "where's your bone?" Check Do you hate when people ask you "where's your bone?" or, "want a treat?" Check or, "want a treat?" ...because the obvious answer is YES. Check ...because the obvious answer is YES. Have you pooped in any place besides the toilet? Check Have you pooped in any place besides the toilet? Specifically, in a member of your family's shoe? Check Specifically, in a member of your family's shoe? Have you ever seen a roll of paper towels and decided to tear them to shreds and leave a mess in a kitchen? Check Have you ever seen a roll of paper towels and decided to tear them to shreds and leave a mess in a kitchen? Have you peed on a carpet? Check Have you peed on a carpet? More than once? Check More than once? More than 10 times? Check More than 10 times? Is your name Spot? Check Is your name Spot? Or Buddy? Check Or Buddy? Are you adorable? Check Are you adorable? Are you literally the best thing in the entire world and when you enter a room everyone tells you how perfect and wonderful you are? Check Are you literally the best thing in the entire world and when you enter a room everyone tells you how perfect and wonderful you are? Show me my results!
