1. Anne was just walking her dog…
2. When the dog shat (as dogs do).
3. So Anne left the beautiful yellow bag of dog shit on a paparazzo’s car:
4. Here’s ~another view~ of the poop from INSIDE the car.
5. Then Anne was like, “LOL bye, BiTchEz.”
6. AND THAT, KIDS, IS THE STORY OF ANNE HATHAWAY LEAVING DOG SHIT ON A PAPARAZZO’S CAR.
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