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Posted on Nov 13, 2013

An Open Letter From Dogs Who Hate You Because You Bought Them Shoes

Sincerely, us dogs.

Dear human,

Are you kidding me?

Like, are you actually serious with this?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

AM I EXPECTED TO WEAR THESE?

Is this a sick joke?

LOOK AT MY ASS. LOOK AT MY ASS YOU ASSHOLE.

What the hell are these things.

YOU MADE ME MARCH. YOU DID THIS TO ME.

I DON'T WANT THEM.

JESUS PEANUTS THIS IS A MEAN PRANK.

Damn you. DAMN YOU TO HELL.

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME.

LOOK WHAT I'VE BECOME.

MY LIFE IS OVER.

I HATE YOU.

I'm no longer what I was born to be.

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