Our story begins at the end, with the Snapchat Kylie Jenner uploaded last night. She explains in the video that a bracelet has been stuck on her for "like, four years," and that no one can get it off. Not even the security guys at Cartier (where her bracelet is from).
Now let's rewind to May 11, 2013.
Based on my extensive Getty Images search into the past, this night was the first appearance of "the bracelet." (So it's actually been stuck for, like, three years, but who's counting?)
It was the dawn of the bracelets.
Nov. 18, 2013:
All the bracelets are still there. None have betrayed her yet.
June 12, 2014:
Six months later, and she still wears numerous bracelets. At this point in time, it seems like she just likes to wear ALL the bracelets.
Sept. 16, 2015:
This is an important day. Because it is on this day that only one bracelet is seen on her right wrist. That's probably because she took off the other bracelets but THIS ONE DIDN'T COME OFF.
Nov. 18, 2015:
Two months later, and all of the bracelets are back on her right wrist. The one bracelet that didn't come off is now disguised among the others. It's hard to say which one it is; it blends so well.
Nov. 22, 2015:
Now this is where the story gets juicy again: Only days later, the troubled bracelet shows its face. It is revealed once more. It is the lone bracelet on Kylie's wrist.
Dec. 10, 2015:
The bracelet that is apparently glued onto Kylie's skin makes yet another public appearance on a red carpet — only a month ago.
And now, this brings us back to the end of the story and also the beginning of this tale: KYLIE TRYING TO GET THE DAMN BRACELET OFF HER WRIST.
That's where the story ends for now, because as of this moment Kylie has not shown her fans (me) a picture of her naked wrist. Best of luck in her bracelet endeavors.