1. You’re reading a book and all of a sudden you forget how to read:
2. You just dropped your burrito:
3. You lean over a flame and then your hair catches on fire:
4. You just sprayed yourself in the eye with perfume:
5. You can’t find your glasses:
6. You are standing under a tree and all of a sudden a squirrel falls on your head:
7. You just witnessed someone slip on a banana peel:
8. You just realized you forgot to lock your front door:
9. You’ve just remembered that kittens exist:
10. You are singing a song but get the lyrics wrong:
11. You feel like you got gypped with the chicken at Chipotle:
12. You are Britney Spears and you just found out your team didn’t make it through the next round:
- Donald Trump signed a sweeping executive order that dismantles many Obama era climate change regulations.
- The Republican chair of the House probe into Russia and Trump should step down after secretly meeting with a source at the White House, say top Democrats.
- The Scottish parliament has voted for an independence referendum that could result in Scotland leaving the UK.
- Facebook will start globally rolling out three features today on iOS and Android that strongly resemble Snapchat. They're called Camera, Direct, and Stories.