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    Updated on Aug 27, 2019. Posted on Jan 19, 2019

    19 Absolutely Beautiful Poached Eggs That I Literally Want To Marry

    Love is love!

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union between all of these eggs and me, Lauren.

    1. I Lauren take this egg.

    2. To be my lawfully wedded egg.

    3. To have and to hold (in my mouth).

    4. From this day forward.

    6. Or worse! But I feel like there's no bad egg here.

    9. Or poorer. Which I'm gonna be once I have to start supporting all these eggs!

    10. In sickness.

    11. And in health.

    13. AND TO CHERISH!!!!!

    14. From this day forward.

    15. 'Till death to us part.

    16. BLAH BLAH BLAH. MORE STUFF ABOUT BEING LOYAL 'N SHIT.

    17. Ok, I LOVE YOU EGGS.

    18. Pick me. Choose me.

    19. I now pronounce us egg and human. L'CHAIM and god bless!

    Mazel to me and there are gift bags at the door bye.

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