1. “Oh Dearie. Look at these headphones. THEY ARE TANGLED. WHY GOD, WHY MY HEADPHONES?”
2. “Oh no did I forget to turn the oven off?”
3. “OOOOhhhhhhh noooooooo, did I really forget to turn the oven off?!?!?!”
4. “WHY ANDY, WHY do you do this to yourself?!”
5. “Who’s there? Who said that?”
6. “Whatever, YOLO”
- The ACLU is suing the city of Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force President Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- #Peggygate: West Elm offers full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website 👏