19. Justin Timberlake
Where you can find the butt: Friends with Benefits
Apparent butt firmness: 7.1
Overall butt thoughts: Sometimes the butt NEEDS to be seen, so it will send signals to the brain telling you that you need to inch over on the bed and find a new comfy spot. This is one of those times. Bless the butt!
8. Kit Harrington
Where you can find the butt: Game of Thrones
Apparent butt firmness: N/A
Overall butt thoughts: It’s almost impossible to tell firmness or anything else because this butt flashes before your eyes quicker than you can say “beluga whale.” But there it is, and it belongs to Jon Snow, so points for him!
Update: As of 3/26/14, Kit Harrington has revealed that this actually isn’t his butt. In an interview with GQ he said, “When it came down to it I had a broken ankle, so the only time you saw my ass, it wasn’t my ass.” It is still a nice butt, so whoever’s butt it is, you get to stay.
6. Hugh Jackman
Where you can find the butt: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Apparent butt firmness: 8.8
Overall butt thoughts: This one is called “butt runs through a field of greens and hides in a shed.” It’s adorable how scared this butt is of the world, but there is nothing to be scared of. We will love you, Butt, and give you only the best things in life.