20. Having your math abilities questioned:
How much it hurts: Like when you sharted in second grade and everyone called you shartmeat for a year.
17. When you are repeatedly told to fuck off:
How much it hurts: Like getting your finger stuck in a car door.
15. Being told you’re going to have a pumpkin jammed up your ass:
How much it hurts: Like passing a kidney stone.
12. Getting your new lipstick shade called out:
How much it hurts: Like dropping your ice cream scoop on the ground because it was anchored into the cone.
- The suspect wanted for killing 39 people at an Istanbul nightclub on New Years Day has been captured, Turkish media reports.
- At least 40 Democrats are boycotting Donald Trump's inauguration after the president-elect criticized civil rights leader John Lewis.
- Umm. Over half of the population across 22 countries believe their system is failing and rigged, a new poll says 🌎🤔
- Spencer's is getting flooded with criticism for selling "Grab America By The Pussy" shirts, which many are saying normalizes sexual assault.