20. Having your math abilities questioned:
How much it hurts: Like when you sharted in second grade and everyone called you shartmeat for a year.
17. When you are repeatedly told to fuck off:
How much it hurts: Like getting your finger stuck in a car door.
15. Being told you’re going to have a pumpkin jammed up your ass:
How much it hurts: Like passing a kidney stone.
12. Getting your new lipstick shade called out:
How much it hurts: Like dropping your ice cream scoop on the ground because it was anchored into the cone.
- Donald Trump's supporters think his comments about Miss Universe are no big deal.
- Anti-Mafia police in Naples have recovered two Vincent van Gogh paintings that were stolen in Amsterdam 14 years ago.