1. Once upon a time Harry Styles was in Brazil, sitting on a lounge chair making a squinchy face. But he got hot.
2. SO HE DOVE INTO THE POOL BACKWARDS.
3. And then he laughed because he got all wet.
4. And his hat was wet. Oh no. What do you do when your clothes get wet?????
5. You take them off and let your long locks of hair suffocate your face.
6. And then you swim!
7. And you show off your tiny little ponytail.
8. And smile at how adorable your tiny little ponytail is.
9. And your friends are like “heheh Harry, your ponytail is so cute.”
10. And your other friend is like “Aww Harry I love your hair.”
11. And Harry was like, “Who, ME? MY HAIR? AW thanks I love you guys.”
12. And then he put on his towel and went to dry off.
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