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A Few Spoken Words From Parker Posey's Dog

Please be advised Parker Posey's dog nor Parker Posey said any of this.

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Hi I'm Gracie,That is meA cute fluffy thingLiving in the city
Fafl / FameFlynet / BACKGRID

Hi I'm Gracie,
That is me
A cute fluffy thing
Living in the city

In a bag I will travel
/ AKM-GSI

In a bag
I will travel

Smiling and thinkingShould I pee on that gravel?
/ AKM-GSI

Smiling and thinking
Should I pee on that gravel?

When the weather is warmI'll be nice and clean My mom will walk me We're such a good team
/ AKM-GSI

When the weather is warm
I'll be nice and clean
My mom will walk me
We're such a good team

Look at that footGET OUTTA MY WAY! I'm a cute doggie I came here to slay
/ AKM-GSI

Look at that foot
GET OUTTA MY WAY!
I'm a cute doggie
I came here to slay

Sometimes I get to go on a planeTSA loves meCause I don't smuggle cocaine
Ansa / AKM-GSI

Sometimes I get
to go on a plane
TSA loves me
Cause I don't smuggle cocaine

When it is coldSometimes life gets real roughLOOK AT MY FURIt's wet and FILLED WITH MUDDY STUFF
Ebas / BACKGRID

When it is cold
Sometimes life gets real rough
LOOK AT MY FUR
It's wet and FILLED WITH MUDDY STUFF

But that's okayMy paws are still cuteThough it would be coolIf I could wear a cute boot
Tyja, Agny / BACKGRID

But that's okay
My paws are still cute
Though it would be cool
If I could wear a cute boot

Sometimes I get to dress up real niceThis purple piece is vintageI can't tell you the price
Fafl / FameFlynet / BACKGRID

Sometimes I get
to dress up real nice
This purple piece is vintage
I can't tell you the price

In conclusionI'm the queen of New YorkI'm well behaved And I don't bork
/ AKM-GSI

In conclusion
I'm the queen of New York
I'm well behaved
And I don't bork

Wait a sec, I said bork in a fog I had a brain fart cause I'm just a dog.
Cavi / Teach / BACKGRID

Wait a sec, I said bork in a fog
I had a brain fart
cause I'm just a dog.

I had a brain fart

cause I'm just a dog.

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