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    A Few Spoken Words From Parker Posey's Dog

    Please be advised Parker Posey's dog nor Parker Posey said any of this.

    Fafl / FameFlynet / BACKGRID

    Hi I'm Gracie,
    That is me
    A cute fluffy thing
    Living in the city

    / AKM-GSI

    In a bag
    I will travel

    / AKM-GSI

    Smiling and thinking
    Should I pee on that gravel?

    / AKM-GSI

    When the weather is warm
    I'll be nice and clean
    My mom will walk me
    We're such a good team

    / AKM-GSI

    Look at that foot
    GET OUTTA MY WAY!
    I'm a cute doggie
    I came here to slay

    Ansa / AKM-GSI

    Sometimes I get
    to go on a plane
    TSA loves me
    Cause I don't smuggle cocaine

    Ebas / BACKGRID

    When it is cold
    Sometimes life gets real rough
    LOOK AT MY FUR
    It's wet and FILLED WITH MUDDY STUFF

    Tyja, Agny / BACKGRID

    But that's okay
    My paws are still cute
    Though it would be cool
    If I could wear a cute boot

    Fafl / FameFlynet / BACKGRID

    Sometimes I get
    to dress up real nice
    This purple piece is vintage
    I can't tell you the price

    / AKM-GSI

    In conclusion
    I'm the queen of New York
    I'm well behaved
    And I don't bork

    Cavi / Teach / BACKGRID

    Wait a sec, I said bork in a fog
    I had a brain fart
    cause I'm just a dog.

    I had a brain fart

    cause I'm just a dog.

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