A Definitive Ranking Of Pitbull's Dance Moves

More like Mr. Worlddancer.

23. The Around The World Fist Pump

This one is claaaaaaassic Pitbull. Not a day goes by when he doesn't wake up and start fist pumping.

22. The Jump And Shake

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Great technique here (when doesn't he have great technique though?)

21. The Pump Up

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Everyone, get your hands up because Pitbull is going to dance and it's going to be amazing.

20. The Twirl and Swirl

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Those elbow patches, his swift rhythm. It's hard not to feel entranced by his moves.

19. The Classic Salsa

Nothing like a good ol' salsa to get the party started. Look at those suit pants move.

18. The Drowning Cat

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So maybe it looks like he's trying to stay alive in an angry sea, but that's because there's so much energy. ENERGY PEOPLE. Energy.

17. The Genie Bottle Rub

Look at him rub that beautiful bald head and send those sweat beads to outerspace.

16. The Chicken Pounder

POUND THAT CHICKEN THEN THROW IT ON THE GRILL.

15. The Grindaround

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It's a level above the normal grind because he's spinning while he does it. A miraculous feat.

14. The Murderer

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He's plotting something... and that thing is the next greatest song on the charts.

13. The Pitwich

With hot girl bread.

12. The Mambo Thrust

It's like the salsa but with a little spicy surprise thrust thrown in there at the end.

11. The SlowTHENFAST Jiggle Wiggle

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The jiggle wiggle starts off slow... then gets really fast. It's self-explanatory.

10. The Invisible Turntable

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Oh yeah, make that hand circle like that.

9. The Air Guitar

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It's like he's actually playing a guitar. So convincing.

8. The Dump Bump

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Back dat ass up, amirite?

7. The Double Time Bang

His pelvic region is like a machine gun.

6. The Intense Grind

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This isn't any old thrusting motion. He's literally grabbing the air here and everyone is getting hot and bothered.

5. The Reverse Drop It Low

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His butt literally defies gravity in this move because instead of going down, it goes UP. Like the movie with the old man and the balloons. It's mesmerizing.

4. The Shirtless Jive

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With bonus tiny shorts!

3. The Toilet Bowl

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Also known as the squat clap. This is what happens when you want to use a public bathroom but you don't want to touch the seat. So you lower yourself, and then the deed is done and you can't help but applaud the strength of your legs. DALE!

2. The Seductive Thrust

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He's got it.

And finally...

1. The Unsuspected Bulge Grab

You didn't see it coming, I didn't see it coming, and no psychic in the world saw that one coming. And that's Pitbull for you, surpising you at every corner.