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    69 Things The New Barbie Ken With A Man Bun Is Probably Into

    "Anyone wanna hear 'The General'?"

    Mattel has released a new Ken doll that has a man bun. This is what man bun Ken is into.

    1. Texting “haha and then what?”

    2. Listening to OAR in 2009

    3. Saying “Well, I had a bun before it was cool”

    4. Yelling Chainsmokers lyrics after two drinks

    5. “Showering… can I come?”

    6. Majoring in sports medicine or criminal justice

    7. Ironically using the boomerang feature on Instagram

    8. Alternating between calling Instagram “Insta” and “The Gram”

    9. A little man named Davey Matthews

    10. Wearing an old Detroit Pistons basketball jersey to a concert

    11. Wearing a green Red Sox St. Patrick's Day hat to a concert

    12. Wearing a backpack with no shirt on, also at a concert

    13. Wearing a tank top with huge block letters that say, like, "I LIKE TO PARTY," again at a concert

    14. Talking about how good Rugrats was

    15. Having an extensive collection of flannels

    16. Shoes with no socks

    17. Showing up at the bar in a Romphim “just for laffs” but secretly liking being like "Hell. Yeah."

    18. Texting you to see if he can buy weed off you

    19. Splitting the check with Barbie on a first date

    20. Asking Barbie to borrow her conditioner

    21. Talking about that “I love bacon” phase he went through six years ago

    22. Picking up a guitar and just riffin’

    23. But only knowing how to play "The General" on the guitar

    24. "Bringing back" Hawaiian shirts

    25. "Bringing back" short shorts

    26. Having two older sisters

    27. Saying “Yo you see Barstool yesterday?”

    28. Owning 4–5 deep V-necks

    29. Arguing about Wonder Woman

    30. Still complaining about the ending of Lost

    31. Sugar-free Red Bull

    32. Ironically using that flower crown Snapchat filter but really loving it

    33. Watching Bravo shows

    34. Really, really trying to talk about Bravo shows to prove he watches Bravo shows

    35. Not being afraid to wear pink

    36. "Ignition (Remix)"

    37. Wearing leggings at the gym

    38. Taking pics of himself wearing leggings at the gym

    39. Sometimes wearing shorts OVER his leggings at the gym

    40. Tribal print shirts

    41. Animal print shirts

    42. Scoop neck tank tops

    43. Talking about how his wireless headphones "grew on" him

    44. Having a tiny dog

    45. Giving that tiny dog a matching man bun and 'gramming it

    46. Being unafraid to use emojis

    47. Wearing shorts to work

    48. Having an “octobeard” after No Shave November

    49. Saying “it’s not a man bun, it’s just a bun!”

    50. Having juuuuuust not enough hair for a man bun

    51. Wearing some beaded bracelets

    52. Ankle bracelets

    53. Artisanal coffee

    54. Artisanal cheese

    55. Artisanal spectacles

    56. Toms

    57. Going to spin class

    58. "Getting into yoga"

    59. Tiny bathing suits

    60. Trying the newest Starbucks Frappuccinos

    61. Telling the barista at Starbucks that Barbie's drink is “on me”

    62. Cracking their iPhone screen and never getting it fixed

    63. Liking Bernie Sanders but forgetting to vote in the primaries

    64. Studying abroad in Australia

    65. Shotgunning a beer after already drinking, like, four

    66. Tagging their friends on thefatjewish posts

    67. Passionately arguing that Mexican food is wayyy better in California

    68. One Republic, probably

    69. Always asking “You hear the new Drake?”