56 Thoughts I Had While My Task Rabbit Was Doing His Task

    SHOULD I HAVE MADE SNACKS?

    1. Oh I see you got a haircut since your task rabbit pic was taken.

    2. I wonder if he likes my apartment.

    3. Does he want water???

    4. Nice, he wanted water.

    5. I love hydration.

    6. I wonder how long this will take.

    7. Do I just sit here?

    8. Do I talk to him?

    9. Can I leave?

    10. I probably shouldn't leave. If I told my mom I left a stranger in my apartment, she'd wonder where she went wrong with me.

    11. I wonder how things are going.

    12. I guess I'll just sit on my couch and pretend he's not there.

    13. Should I have put on a bra?

    14. Nah, fuck that.

    15. Should I offer to help?

    16. No!!!! That defeats the purpose.

    17. Why is he grunting like that?

    18. Should I be entertaining him more?

    19. Should I have made a snack? DO I NEED TO FEED HIM???

    20. I wonder if he needs more water...

    21. Omg he hasn't even SIPPED the water I gave him yet, wtf?

    22. Why doesn't he want the water I offered him.

    23. Fuck THIS GUY!

    24. Oh the dresser is coming along.

    25. Good progress.

    26. Cool he brought powertools.

    27. Should I play music?

    28. What if he hates my taste in music?

    29. Looks like he's maybe into Creed.

    30. I'm not playing Creed so fuck that!!!

    31. Ok no music, w/e.

    32. I'll turn on the TV.

    33. I wonder if that will distract him.

    34. It better not distract him, I need him to be productive, this shit is expensive!

    35. We haven't spoken since he got here.

    36. I wonder if he hates me, I'm just sitting on my couch like a lazy bum!

    37. I feel awk.

    38. If he was gonna murder me he prob would have done it by now.

    39. Should I be talking to him more?

    40. Can he hurry maybe.

    41. I wonder if he's going at a slow speed, an average rate or a fast speed.

    42. I hope he's going at "fast speed"

    43. It's quiet in here.

    44. Did he just ask me to lend him a hand?

    45. UMMMMM that's why you're here buddy!

    46. Jk, I'll help.

    47. Ok I helped.

    48. K, moving in on an hour and a half here, looking good, looking good.

    49. Let's do this is under two hours.

    50. Oh noice, he's done.

    51. Cool.

    52. Do we shake hands now?

    53. Am I just like, k bye!

    54. K I'm just gonna say bye.

    55. Glad he didn't murder me.

    56. Cool, dresser looks good.