3. You love to invite your friends over for parties.
4. Especially for your birthday, because it’s your fucking birthday and you are the queen.
5. You literally have no idea what is going on ever.
8. You wear things on your head that you regret A LOT.
9. You often corner John Stamos in a room and make him pet you.
13. You are amazing at basketball and probably many teams are trying to recruit you.
15. You have teeth:
17. You have large ears for your face:
18. You always overpack:
19. Everyone loves you. You rule.
- Miami Marlins star pitcher José Fernández has died in a boating accident. He was 24.