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"I've been stuck for three days, no one has bothered to help"
"Does this mean they want me to be extinct? What does this mean?"
"Hi, I can't see a damn thing with these balloons."
"Yeah, I won a bunch of medals but you tacked them ALL OVER MY FACE"
"You know Mcdonalds serves cow right? Those are like my brothers."
"This is embarrassing, don't look at me."
"I can't even swim."
"There is literally no head room in the back of this car. I'm squished, are we there yet?"
" Does this bow accentuate my hair? WHAT? It makes my teeth look big? Screw you!"
"This is my least favorite dress, makes my legs look fat."
" So you want me to try and fly? You know I can't fly right?"
"I'm so happy you can't see who I really am."
"I'm punk rock, but nobody gets me."
"I am not a unicorn. Unicorns don't exist."
"Please get off me. Ever heard of personal space?"
"Purple is the worst color on me."
"I can't believe they made me look like that litte dog."
"i know I look pretty, but i'm a boy."
"Dear world, I hate my life, love horse-poodle."