2. When you try to thoughtfully manage your cheese distribution and then this happens:
3. When you run out of Cheese and have to eat plain fucking turkey on a cracker:
8. When your mom doesn’t get your needs and now you have no pepperoni:
Thanks for nothing MOM.
16. When the Pizza dough is too small it doesn’t even fill up it’s allotted slot:
- French authorities have begun moving thousands of migrants and refugees from the makeshift "Jungle" camp in Calais.
- Trump supporters haranguing the press at rallies has become routine. Now, the alt-right has adopted an old Nazi term to describe reporters.
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