2. When you try to thoughtfully manage your cheese distribution and then this happens:
3. When you run out of Cheese and have to eat plain fucking turkey on a cracker:
8. When your mom doesn’t get your needs and now you have no pepperoni:
Thanks for nothing MOM.
16. When the Pizza dough is too small it doesn’t even fill up it’s allotted slot:
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- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
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