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    Posted on Jul 11, 2017

    10 Things I Hate About You, Lil' Snapchat Hot Dog

    The rumors are true: I'm in love.

    I hate the way your ketchup looks

    I

    And the way your relish is there

    love

    I hate the way you levitate

    you

    And put your mitten hands in the air

    so

    I hate the way your eyes light up

    much

    And the way your eyebrows move up all the time

    I hate you so much it makes me sick

    we

    It even makes me rhyme

    are

    I hate the way you spin around

    soulmates

    I hate your tiny smile

    4

    I hate the way you make me laugh

    ever

    Even worse when you make me cry

    <3

    I hate the way I can never see you

    <3

    Unless I open Snapchat

    <3

    But most of all I hate the way I don't hate you

    <3

    Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all — got that??

    In conclusion:

    good morning to the snapchat hot dog ONLY

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