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10 Things I Hate About You, Lil' Snapchat Hot Dog

The rumors are true: I'm in love.

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I hate the way your ketchup looks

I

And the way your relish is there

love

I hate the way you levitate

you

And put your mitten hands in the air

so

I hate the way your eyes light up

much

And the way your eyebrows move up all the time

I hate you so much it makes me sick

we

It even makes me rhyme

are

I hate the way you spin around

soulmates

I hate your tiny smile

4

I hate the way you make me laugh

ever

Even worse when you make me cry

<3

I hate the way I can never see you

<3

Unless I open Snapchat

<3

But most of all I hate the way I don't hate you

<3

Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all — got that??

In conclusion:

good morning to the snapchat hot dog ONLY

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