First Child: It was celebrated as if no one on this earth had ever had a baby before.
First Child: You documented your baby bump’s growth every. Single. Day.
First Child: QUEEN OF PRENATAL WORKOUTS!
First Child: That kid somehow barely even sneezed the first year of their life.
First Child: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE BABY WITHOUT TAKING A SHOWER AND DISINFECTING EVERYTHING.
First Child: Barely a single drop of sauce touched the high chair without you wiping it up.
First Child: “Baby Beluga” stained your brain and every waking thought.
First Child: YOU CAN NEVER BUY ENOUGH TINY SHOES!
Second Child: Hand-me-downs? Yup.
Baby boy (9-12 months) standing in adult’s shoes, holding stuffed toy