1. You're basically a professional at napping by now.
2. You no longer freak out whenever your baby does something weird.
3. You know that your kids will get hurt, and it's totally not your fault.
4. In fact, you're more chill and less neurotic in general.
5. You've realized that buying fancy baby clothing totally isn't worth it.
6. Same with fancy adult clothing, for that matter.
New shirt? The perfect place to spit-up on!