Un mec du pays qui a élu Trump et un mec du pays qui a fait son Brexit essayent de comprendre les élections françaises.
A guy from the country that voted for Trump and a guy from the country that Brexited decided to get to the bottom of France's election.
We can explain everything, we promise. Mostly.
Chez les Français, c'est sans pitié.
In French politics, no-one can hear you scream.
He races cars, has a Welsh wife, and has been dubbed "France's Thatcher". Oh, and he faces Marine Le Pen in next year's presidential election.
The former French president is out of the 2017 race, having won less than 23 % of the vote in the right-wing primary. Cue jokes.
On ne peut pas se le permettre. Mais on peut rêver.
Qui sont ces gens, et pourquoi est-ce qu'ils crient tous???
Who are these people, and why are they all shouting?
Looking for fresh reasons to feel depressed about politics? Welcome to the French presidential election.
You can't afford them. But you can dream.
What do BuzzFeed writers around the world make of Brexit Britain? TL;DR: Everyone thinks we've lost our minds.
Chouriço na paella? Guerras já começaram por menos.
Chorizo in paella? Wars have started over less.
Je n'avais jamais entendu parler de Kaamelott, mais mes amis de BuzzFeed France m'ont dit que je devais absolument regarder.