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29 Things Non-Germans Find Bewildering About Germany

"Why do German people crave perfection?"

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Why do I feel extremely attracted to German people?

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why do german people look so grumpy

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Why do German people love Ampelmann so much

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why do so many german people like to wear orange foundation smh

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What is wrong with German people? Why do you count numbers that way? 😂😂

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Why do German people keep apologizing to me?

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why do german people always film walls

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Why do German people always have good hair

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Christmas is in the 25th so why do german people celebrate it on the 24th?!

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Why do German people sound angry 24/7

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why do German people look perfect?

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why do German people always talk in capslock...

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Why do German people sound so powerful?

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Why do German people say Juice when they want to say good bye

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Why do german people have to be do awkward ?

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Why do German people have red cheeks?

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Why do German people look so good like go away.

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why do german men love buying everyone drinks

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Why do German men insist on wearing speedos in the swimming pool? Get yer tadgers oot ma face✋

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Why do German men feel the need to stare and scratch there balls at the same time ? 🙈

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Why do I find German men terrifying yet incredibly attractive? Bizarre.

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Why do I love german people so much?. Haha