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Which Rik Mayall Character Said It?

The comedy great has passed away aged 56. His wonderful characters, however, will live on.

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  1. 1. "I'm not afraid of the megabeast!"

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    REX USA/Moviestore Collection / Rex
  2. 2. "Nursie. I like it firm and fruity. Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket? Down, boy, down."

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  3. 3. "Gold...Frankenstein... and Grrr! And you're all wearing crowns! And I'm a virgin!"

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  4. 4. "No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back."

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  5. 5. "You can just about blummin' well shut up! Because if you've got anything horrid to say about Felicity Kendal, then you can just about blummin' well say it to me first!"

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  6. 6. "You Bastard! You complete and utter bastard! why dont you just go out and become a Policeman? Become a Pig? there's no difference you know?! I suppose you hate gay people too! Hippie!"

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    REX USA/Moviestore Collection / Rex
  7. 7. "Ah, Melchett. Still worshipping God? Last I heard... He'd started worshipping me."

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  8. 8. "I've got a plan, and it's as hot as my pants."

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  9. 9. "Remember my friends, God is dead. Marx is also dead. But the market lives. The market must become your new God."

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    REX USA/Moviestore Collection / Rex
  10. 10. "What do you mean there's no evidence ? What about the god-damn jaffa cakes, you asswipe!"

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Which Rik Mayall Character Said It?

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