1. Ah yes, the famous Useless Islands, off the coast of Scotland. 2. This person thinks the Beatles came from Wales, and Cornwall is famous for sausages. FFS. 3. This person seems to have confused Manchester with Edinburgh. Also apparently Leicester is located just north of Aberdeen. 4. The Scilly Isles are "French territory"? Pretty sure that's technically a declaration of war. 5. Beware the marauding Fish People of Hampshire. 6. This person thinks BEER overshadows all other areas of British life. Which is not far from the truth, in fairness. 7. Worst beaches of Europe, WTF? Has this person never been to Bognor Regis? Can't really take issue with "rain and boredom", though. 8. Wow, French people really love Braveheart, don't they? 9. This person placed Dublin within the United Kingdom, cheerfully disregarding centuries of sectarian violence. Gold star for knowing the word "bellend", though. 10. And, er, this person got the country the wrong way up.