1.
The bloke who went in too strong.
2.
The chemical enthusiast.
3.
The out-of-place pop fan.
5.
The middle-class foodies.
6.
The admirably committed heavy metal fan.
9.
The Instagram addicts.
10.
The dance tent pill-heads.
Definitely never a shortage of those.
11.
Which brings us to: the freaky dancers.
No shortage of those either.
12.
The dude whose tent has floated away.
15.
The old-school raver.
16.
The roving drinks dispenser.
17.
The incompetent camper.
18.
The freelance pharmacist.
19.
The hapless toilet casualty.
20.
The enthusiastic roadie.
21.
The annoyingly tall person.
24.
The guy who, unaccountably, doesn't understand how urinals work.
25.
The fancy-dress douchebag.
26.
And the embarrassing dad.