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The Jeremy Kyle Show attracts the best guests
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This is an excellent way to enhance a tattoo
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It's always great when an arrogant footballer gets owned on Twitter
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This is the saddest and most romantic story ever
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This is a must-read article
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There is nothing funny about this place name
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Definitely nothing funny about this street sign either
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You know what is funny, though? Jeremy Hunt hitting a woman in the head with a bell
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This Catchphrase puzzle
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And these anagrams on Countdown
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There is nothing more unsettling than a badly stuffed fox
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A fox on a trampoline, on the other hand, is delightful to behold
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As is a fox licking a window, for that matter
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The only good thing about the London riots were the Photoshop efforts that followed in their wake
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Speaking of which, here is a rioter trying and failing to throw an umbrella at the police
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The best thing about the Olympics was the way it brought the nation together in a spirit of celebration and good will
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Absolutely everyone joined in the fun, which was wonderful to see
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It's almost impossible these days to find a birthday card that doesn't look like this
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Ian Beale looks like a sloth
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Roy Hodgson looks like an owl
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Shaun Ryder looks like a chimp
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And Liam Gallagher looks like Ikea monkey
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Women's magazines are a font of excellent advice
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There is a world of difference between American TV and ours
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Private Eye covers are the best covers
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And Private Eye cartoons are the best cartoons
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This would definitely be worth reading
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There is nothing on earth - NOTHING - more excruciating than Boris Johnson dancing to the Spice Girls
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Local newspapers will always be awesome
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In conclusion, then? There's plenty to smile about if you're British
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After all, we are the happiest, most upbeat people in the world
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And even though we fall to pieces at the slightest sign of bad weather
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And the authorities here can be a little petty
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You have to look on the bright side. Just think: at this very moment, someone on the London Underground is reading this sign
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A fox is hanging out with a badger
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And everything is all right with the world
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Therefore: Britain, fuck yeah!
