David Cameron secretly live-tweets his conference speech. #cpc13
The gammon that Cameron’s face is made of might be past its sell-by. Maybe disguise the eyebags by putting pineapple rings over them #cpc13
BREAKING: @David_Cameron’s conference speech leaked! #cpc13
JUST SHOW US THE NEW IPHONE DAVE!! #cpc13
Man protesting outside Tory Party conference in Manchester. Retweet if you agree with him #cpc13
David Cameron’s #CPC13 speech leaked.