The Best Of The Internet's Response To Glastonbury 2013

British cynicism at its finest.

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Sod Glastonbury, I'm hosting my own festival. It's called Suburbia; you just sit in your garden alone drinking gin in complete silence.

Rory Sutherland

@rorysutherland

Sod Glastonbury, I'm hosting my own festival. It's called Suburbia; you just sit in your garden alone drinking gin in complete silence.

5. Some of the jibes were affectionate.

The Stones having a well earned post show pint. #glastonbury

Nick Gavrilovic

@nickgavrilovic

The Stones having a well earned post show pint. #glastonbury

6. Others were cruel.

A nuclear war will wipe out humanity one day but all that will survive will be cockroaches, Nokia 3310s and Keith Richards. #bbcglasto

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7. And some were just plain morbid.

Meanwhile, the Rolling Stones road crew wait patiently for them to finish their set back stage.

Steve A.

@sarm0161

Meanwhile, the Rolling Stones road crew wait patiently for them to finish their set back stage.

8. Meanwhile, the rest of us just made jokes about the band's appearance.

Anyway it was good to see Charlie Watts with the Stones, and not doing these adverts for Wonga loans

Ken Barlow

@I_am_KenBarlow

Anyway it was good to see Charlie Watts with the Stones, and not doing these adverts for Wonga loans

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Ronnie Wood looks like the skeleton of a Game Of Thrones messenger raven. #bbcglasto

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The best Mick Jagger #bbcglasto facial expression so far

BuzzFeed UK

@BuzzFeedUK

The best Mick Jagger #bbcglasto facial expression so far

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Terrible music acts. Example: Example. #glastonbury

CUP OF BEANS

@JustACatInAJar

Terrible music acts.

Example: Example.

#glastonbury