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    The 22 Dumbest Things You Can Do In "Grand Theft Auto V"

    If you enjoy terrorising cows in a number of different ways, this is the game for you.

    22. Drive a tractor off a cliff.

    21. Hurl yourself face first into a fence.

    20. Fail, somewhat pathetically, to vault this obstacle.

    19. Bamboozle a dog into getting run over.

    18. Belly flop awkwardly onto a bunch of pedestrians.

    17. Take a selfie.

    16. Somehow contrive to fall backward out of a car into a basement.

    15. Narrowly avoid crashing into an airborne cow.

    14. Then kick one in the ribs for no good reason at all.

    13. In fact, the destruction of cows is something of a theme in this game. Whether it's carried out via quad bike...

    12. ...or by stealing a gravel truck and crushing them beneath your pitiless wheels.

    11. Headbutt a telegraph pole.

    10. Run headlong into the path of a speeding train.

    9. Smash into a deer.

    8. And then stand over its twitching corpse, looking remorseful.

    7. Impersonate Walter White.

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    6. Remonstrate with this guy.

    5. Throw a poorly timed punch at a shark.

    (Because that's only ever going to end one way.)

    4. Stand around watching two dogs humping.

    3. Projectile vomit out the window of a sports car.

    2. Foolishly hurl yourself out of a helicopter mid-flight.

    1. Karate chop a mime artist in the face.