The 22 Dumbest Things You Can Do In "Grand Theft Auto V"
If you enjoy terrorising cows in a number of different ways, this is the game for you.
22. Drive a tractor off a cliff.
21. Hurl yourself face first into a fence.
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20. Fail, somewhat pathetically, to vault this obstacle.
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19. Bamboozle a dog into getting run over.
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18. Belly flop awkwardly onto a bunch of pedestrians.
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17. Take a selfie.
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16. Somehow contrive to fall backward out of a car into a basement.
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15. Narrowly avoid crashing into an airborne cow.
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14. Then kick one in the ribs for no good reason at all.
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13. In fact, the destruction of cows is something of a theme in this game. Whether it's carried out via quad bike...
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12. ...or by stealing a gravel truck and crushing them beneath your pitiless wheels.
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11. Headbutt a telegraph pole.
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10. Run headlong into the path of a speeding train.
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9. Smash into a deer.
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8. And then stand over its twitching corpse, looking remorseful.
7. Impersonate Walter White.
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6. Remonstrate with this guy.
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5. Throw a poorly timed punch at a shark.
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(Because that's only ever going to end one way.)
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4. Stand around watching two dogs humping.
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3. Projectile vomit out the window of a sports car.
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2. Foolishly hurl yourself out of a helicopter mid-flight.
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1. Karate chop a mime artist in the face.
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