The 22 Dumbest Things You Can Do In "Grand Theft Auto V"
If you enjoy terrorising cows in a number of different ways, this is the game for you.
Drive a tractor off a cliff.
Hurl yourself face first into a fence.
Fail, somewhat pathetically, to vault this obstacle.
Bamboozle a dog into getting run over.
Belly flop awkwardly onto a bunch of pedestrians.
Somehow contrive to fall backward out of a car into a basement.
Narrowly avoid crashing into an airborne cow.
Then kick one in the ribs for no good reason at all.
In fact, the destruction of cows is something of a theme in this game. Whether it's carried out via quad bike...
...or by stealing a gravel truck and crushing them beneath your pitiless wheels.
Headbutt a telegraph pole.
Run headlong into the path of a speeding train.
And then stand over its twitching corpse, looking remorseful.
Impersonate Walter White.
Remonstrate with this guy.
Throw a poorly timed punch at a shark.
(Because that's only ever going to end one way.)
Stand around watching two dogs humping.
Projectile vomit out the window of a sports car.
Foolishly hurl yourself out of a helicopter mid-flight.
Karate chop a mime artist in the face.
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