The 22 Dumbest Things You Can Do In “Grand Theft Auto V”

If you enjoy terrorising cows in a number of different ways, this is the game for you.

22. Drive a tractor off a cliff.

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21. Hurl yourself face first into a fence.

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20. Fail, somewhat pathetically, to vault this obstacle.

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19. Bamboozle a dog into getting run over.

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18. Belly flop awkwardly onto a bunch of pedestrians.

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17. Take a selfie.

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16. Somehow contrive to fall backward out of a car into a basement.

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15. Narrowly avoid crashing into an airborne cow.

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14. Then kick one in the ribs for no good reason at all.

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13. In fact, the destruction of cows is something of a theme in this game. Whether it’s carried out via quad bike…

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12. …or by stealing a gravel truck and crushing them beneath your pitiless wheels.

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11. Headbutt a telegraph pole.

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10. Run headlong into the path of a speeding train.

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9. Smash into a deer.

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8. And then stand over its twitching corpse, looking remorseful.

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7. Impersonate Walter White.

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6. Remonstrate with this guy.

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5. Throw a poorly timed punch at a shark.

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(Because that’s only ever going to end one way.)

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4. Stand around watching two dogs humping.

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3. Projectile vomit out the window of a sports car.

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2. Foolishly hurl yourself out of a helicopter mid-flight.

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1. Karate chop a mime artist in the face.

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