22.
Drive a tractor off a cliff.
21.
Hurl yourself face first into a fence.
20.
Fail, somewhat pathetically, to vault this obstacle.
19.
Bamboozle a dog into getting run over.
18.
Belly flop awkwardly onto a bunch of pedestrians.
16.
Somehow contrive to fall backward out of a car into a basement.
15.
Narrowly avoid crashing into an airborne cow.
14.
Then kick one in the ribs for no good reason at all.
13.
In fact, the destruction of cows is something of a theme in this game. Whether it's carried out via quad bike...
12.
...or by stealing a gravel truck and crushing them beneath your pitiless wheels.
11.
Headbutt a telegraph pole.
10.
Run headlong into the path of a speeding train.
8.
And then stand over its twitching corpse, looking remorseful.
7.
Impersonate Walter White.
6.
Remonstrate with this guy.
5.
Throw a poorly timed punch at a shark.
(Because that's only ever going to end one way.)
4.
Stand around watching two dogs humping.
3.
Projectile vomit out the window of a sports car.
2.
Foolishly hurl yourself out of a helicopter mid-flight.
1.
Karate chop a mime artist in the face.