25 Reasons Harry Styles Will Never Follow You Back On Twitter

Sorry, One Direction fans. It’s just not going to happen.

@Harrymycatdied collates the strangest tweets aimed at Harry Styles by fans. Here are a few highlights.

1. Your candour can be a little disarming.

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2. Trying to squeeze a follow out of a celebrity death is not cool.

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3. Your inability to distinguish fantasy from reality can be somewhat alarming.

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4. Sometimes your devotion can spill over into a weird kind of hostility.

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5. Pro-tip: heavy religious talk can be a bit of a turn-off.

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6. Can’t stress that one enough.

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7. Your portrait skills leave a little to be desired.

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9. This kind of emotional blackmail is pretty underhand.

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10. And can even come across as a touch creepy.

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11. If not downright dangerous.

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12. Also, now this may sound harsh, but Harry Styles is a busy man and doesn’t necessarily want to hear about your recent bereavement.

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13. Or the death of your dog.

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17. Or your rabbit, for that matter.

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18. Or your hamster.

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20. Or your goldfish.

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23. Try as he might, Harry Styles will never be able bring your dead cat back to life.

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24. And telling him weird facts about cats isn’t going to change that fact.

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25. Still, you never know. He might follow you back. Just as long as you don’t come across as desperate in any way.

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Luke Lewis is BuzzFeed's Head of European Growth and is based in London.
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