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21 Tweets About The Pope That Are Just Really Funny

"When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft."

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"first of all .... biiiiiitch, you don't even wanna know what your man said in confessionals last week, have a seat"

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When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.

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"Nice Pope, nice Pope. You're not so bad. What do you want? I don't have any food on me. I have nothing on me."

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“Pope vs Wind“ is my new aesthetic

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Gotta admit this sounds pretty good.

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"You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate."

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pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love

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hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride…

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"God had a mixtape he named it the Bible, Jesus had a rap crew called it the disciples" #PopeBars

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"I murder these bars like Cain did to Abel. Better call me Charlie cause I'm surrounded by angels" #PopeBars

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I hate how everybody is acting like they love this new pope so much and they're such big fans but probably can't even name 3 of his songs.

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Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope.

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Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is "I look fantastic in large hats."

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Why do I get the feeling that Obama and the Pope are about to drop the most fire album of all time

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I'm just gonna leave this here for you to interpret

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"...And then he says, 'A WALL along the Mexican border...!" #PopeInDC

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Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos http://t.co/7mskUdC3AZ

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Atheists are Popeless romantics.

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