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16 People Being Quite Amusing About National Orgasm Day

It seems to come quicker every year.

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My National Orgasm Day card from the Premature Ejaculation Society has already come in the post.

James Martin@Pundamentalism

My National Orgasm Day card from the Premature Ejaculation Society has already come in the post.

11:40 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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National Orgasm Day only happens once-a-year? Is it just for married people then?

Ian Power@IHPower

National Orgasm Day only happens once-a-year? Is it just for married people then?

10:57 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The women laughing at your National Orgasm Day jokes are faking it.

paul bassett davies@thewritertype

The women laughing at your National Orgasm Day jokes are faking it.

11:38 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Today is National Orgasm Day. Or what men are told is National Orgasm Day. Ladies will celebrate it for real tomorrow by themselves.

Matt Richardson@MattRichardson3

Today is National Orgasm Day. Or what men are told is National Orgasm Day. Ladies will celebrate it for real tomorrow by themselves.

10:10 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I wasn't going to do a tweet about National Orgasm Day, but I suppose I should try to crank one out. #Wank

CharmlessNurk@CharmlessNurk

I wasn't going to do a tweet about National Orgasm Day, but I suppose I should try to crank one out. #Wank

11:46 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I couldn't think of a National Orgasm Day joke that women would enjoy too, so they'll just have to do it themselves. #NationalOrgasmDay

Ben Martin@0point5twins

I couldn't think of a National Orgasm Day joke that women would enjoy too, so they'll just have to do it themselves. #NationalOrgasmDay

11:41 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Appropriately, I'll be spending National Orgasm Day crying and drying my tears with a sock.

Mark@markyboyace

Appropriately, I'll be spending National Orgasm Day crying and drying my tears with a sock.

11:39 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Turns out National Orgasm Day is actually fake.

cluedont@cluedont

Turns out National Orgasm Day is actually fake.

11:38 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I will be celebrating National Orgasm Day long after you've finished.

Andrea Mann@AndreaMann

I will be celebrating National Orgasm Day long after you've finished.

11:37 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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That National Orgasm Day seems to come quicker each year, doesn't it?

Ian Power@IHPower

That National Orgasm Day seems to come quicker each year, doesn't it?

11:25 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Have you had your #NationalOrgasmDay card yet? Mine's going to be delivered by hand later.

Buteo@Buteo_buteo

Have you had your #NationalOrgasmDay card yet? Mine's going to be delivered by hand later.

12:07 PM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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It's both #NationalSarcasmDay AND #NationalOrgasmDay. There will be a lot of confused lovers. *deadpans* "That's great. Ooh. No really. Ooh"

Ruth Crilly@modelrecommends

It's both #NationalSarcasmDay AND #NationalOrgasmDay. There will be a lot of confused lovers. *deadpans* "That's great. Ooh. No really. Ooh"

11:55 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Very much getting into the spirit of #NationalOrgasmDay. The security guards in Sainsbury's less so.

Andy@alreadytaken74

Very much getting into the spirit of #NationalOrgasmDay. The security guards in Sainsbury's less so.

8:54 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Sting will celebrate #NationalOrgasmDay a week from now.

john butler@mrjohnbutler

Sting will celebrate #NationalOrgasmDay a week from now.

12:05 PM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Some of these #NationalOrgasmDay tweets look like they're just being tossed off for the sake of it now. Oh.

Ben Larder@benlarder

Some of these #NationalOrgasmDay tweets look like they're just being tossed off for the sake of it now. Oh.

11:52 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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