Skip To Content

    16 People Being Quite Amusing About National Orgasm Day

    It seems to come quicker every year.

    1.

    2.

    My National Orgasm Day card from the Premature Ejaculation Society has already come in the post.

    James Martin@Pundamentalism

    My National Orgasm Day card from the Premature Ejaculation Society has already come in the post.

    11:40 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3.

    National Orgasm Day only happens once-a-year? Is it just for married people then?

    Ian Power@IHPower

    National Orgasm Day only happens once-a-year? Is it just for married people then?

    10:57 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4.

    The women laughing at your National Orgasm Day jokes are faking it.

    paul bassett davies@thewritertype

    The women laughing at your National Orgasm Day jokes are faking it.

    11:38 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5.

    Today is National Orgasm Day. Or what men are told is National Orgasm Day. Ladies will celebrate it for real tomorrow by themselves.

    Matt Richardson@MattRichardson3

    Today is National Orgasm Day. Or what men are told is National Orgasm Day. Ladies will celebrate it for real tomorrow by themselves.

    10:10 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6.

    I wasn't going to do a tweet about National Orgasm Day, but I suppose I should try to crank one out. #Wank

    CharmlessNurk@CharmlessNurk

    I wasn't going to do a tweet about National Orgasm Day, but I suppose I should try to crank one out. #Wank

    11:46 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7.

    I couldn't think of a National Orgasm Day joke that women would enjoy too, so they'll just have to do it themselves. #NationalOrgasmDay

    Ben Martin@0point5twins

    I couldn't think of a National Orgasm Day joke that women would enjoy too, so they'll just have to do it themselves. #NationalOrgasmDay

    11:41 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8.

    Appropriately, I'll be spending National Orgasm Day crying and drying my tears with a sock.

    Mark@markyboyace

    Appropriately, I'll be spending National Orgasm Day crying and drying my tears with a sock.

    11:39 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9.

    Turns out National Orgasm Day is actually fake.

    cluedont@cluedont

    Turns out National Orgasm Day is actually fake.

    11:38 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10.

    I will be celebrating National Orgasm Day long after you've finished.

    Andrea Mann@AndreaMann

    I will be celebrating National Orgasm Day long after you've finished.

    11:37 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11.

    That National Orgasm Day seems to come quicker each year, doesn't it?

    Ian Power@IHPower

    That National Orgasm Day seems to come quicker each year, doesn't it?

    11:25 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12.

    Have you had your #NationalOrgasmDay card yet? Mine's going to be delivered by hand later.

    Buteo@Buteo_buteo

    Have you had your #NationalOrgasmDay card yet? Mine's going to be delivered by hand later.

    12:07 PM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13.

    It's both #NationalSarcasmDay AND #NationalOrgasmDay. There will be a lot of confused lovers. *deadpans* "That's great. Ooh. No really. Ooh"

    Ruth Crilly@modelrecommends

    It's both #NationalSarcasmDay AND #NationalOrgasmDay. There will be a lot of confused lovers. *deadpans* "That's great. Ooh. No really. Ooh"

    11:55 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14.

    Very much getting into the spirit of #NationalOrgasmDay. The security guards in Sainsbury's less so.

    Andy@alreadytaken74

    Very much getting into the spirit of #NationalOrgasmDay. The security guards in Sainsbury's less so.

    8:54 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15.

    Sting will celebrate #NationalOrgasmDay a week from now.

    john butler@mrjohnbutler

    Sting will celebrate #NationalOrgasmDay a week from now.

    12:05 PM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16.

    Some of these #NationalOrgasmDay tweets look like they're just being tossed off for the sake of it now. Oh.

    Ben Larder@benlarder

    Some of these #NationalOrgasmDay tweets look like they're just being tossed off for the sake of it now. Oh.

    11:52 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Happy National Orgasm Day, everyone!

    REX USA / Bruce Adams / Associated Newspapers / Rex

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form