1. When Cher uttered this solemn truth.
2. When Rupert Murdoch made this trenchant observation.
3. Then came out with this pearl of wisdom.
4. When Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams offered up this profound insight.
5. When Oprah explained all of life in just one syllable.
6. When Hulk Hogan made us steeple our fingers in contemplation.
7. When Michael Caine delivered this thunderous rebuttal.
8. When Ringo Starr crafted this elegant epigram.
9. When Michael Caine dared to ask one of life's deepest questions.
10. When Diana Ross was struck by a thunderbolt of creative inspiration.
11. When media owner Richard Desmond spoke and the world listened.
12. When Oprah said what we were all thinking.
13. When Simon Cowell expounded this provocative theory.
14. When Martha Stewart apprehended a deep truth beyond words.
15. When Cher dropped this truth bomb.
16. When Martha Stewart delivered this hot take.
17. When Axl Rose gave voice to this strident opinion.
18. When Kim Kardashian set off rhetorical fireworks.
19. When Britney Spears vocalised this bon mot.
20. When Donald Trump eviscerated his detractors.
21. When Michael Owen shook the world with this startling admission.
22. And when Piers Morgan came to this devastating conclusion.
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