Buzz·Posted on Jul 1, 2015Is It Time You Left London?It's over. The idiots won.by Luke LewisBuzzFeed Executive Editor, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. An entrepreneur is crowdfunding Brew, a pub that serves only tea. Your response? Brew What a lovely idea. Correct Incorrect What a lovely idea. That sounds idiotic. Correct Incorrect That sounds idiotic. 2. How do you feel about the fact that Secret Cinema tickets cost "78 Galactic Credits"? Facebook: SecretCinema Seems reasonable. Correct Incorrect Seems reasonable. How fucking much? Correct Incorrect How fucking much? 3. What's your opinion on Ricki Hall, the south-London-based model dubbed "the ultimate lumbersexual" by the Sunday Times? Twitter: @TheSTMagazine Seems like a nice enough bloke. Correct Incorrect Seems like a nice enough bloke. Not sure we'd get on, if I'm honest. Correct Incorrect Not sure we'd get on, if I'm honest. 4. What's your take on the concept of the "breakfast rave"? standard.co.uk Sounds like a laugh. Correct Incorrect Sounds like a laugh. Sounds like hell on earth. Correct Incorrect Sounds like hell on earth. 5. Will you be attending this "epic" Slip & Slide event? Facebook: events / Via metro.co.uk Sure, looks like fun. Correct Incorrect Sure, looks like fun. No, because I am an adult. Correct Incorrect No, because I am an adult. 6. Where do you stand on the cereal cocktail trend? Twitter: @getinthesea / Via telegraph.co.uk Delicious, I must try one. Correct Incorrect Delicious, I must try one. Sounds a little pretentious. Correct Incorrect Sounds a little pretentious. 7. A pop-up poached-egg bar opened in a Dalston vintage clothes shop recently. Thoughts? Twitter: @getinthesea / Via foxcroftandginger.co.uk What a brilliant idea. Correct Incorrect What a brilliant idea. Why? Correct Incorrect Why? 8. Earlier this year, design agency Pearlfisher created a ball pit for adults. It was a hit with Londoners, selling out for the entire two weeks it existed. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF pearlfisher.com Ha. Amazing! Correct Incorrect Ha. Amazing! What? Why would I do this? I'm not a 5-year-old. Correct Incorrect What? Why would I do this? I'm not a 5-year-old. 9. A soft play club night in Islington has been a huge success. Promoters plan to take it nationwide. How does that make you feel? regressionsessions.com / Via theladbible.com I want to go to there. Correct Incorrect I want to go to there. It makes me feel tired. So very, very tired. Correct Incorrect It makes me feel tired. So very, very tired. 10. One of London's quirkier summer events, The Chap Olympiad, continues to draw crowds. It's now in its fifth year. thechapolympiad.com What larks. Correct Incorrect What larks. Jesus wept. Correct Incorrect Jesus wept. 11. Thoughts on this water-only pop-up bar that opened in Shoreditch recently? metro.co.uk / Via Facebook: rnli How wonderfully innovative. And for a good cause, too. Correct Incorrect How wonderfully innovative. And for a good cause, too. *sigh* Correct Incorrect *sigh* 12. A cider brand sponsored a festival in Hackney Wick. Men were encouraged to thread flowers into their beards and post photos via the #KopparBeard hashtag. instagram.com / Via kopparbergurbanforest.com Brilliant. Experiential marketing at its best. Correct Incorrect Brilliant. Experiential marketing at its best. Some day a real rain will come. Correct Incorrect Some day a real rain will come. 13. The trend for eccentric restaurant concepts shows no sign of slowing. Supper Tub being just one recent example. dalstonist.co.uk How delightfully off-kilter. Correct Incorrect How delightfully off-kilter. We need a cleansing fire. Correct Incorrect We need a cleansing fire. 14. Cheese, Cheese, Bubbles, an east London pop-up, is the brainchild of self-styled cheese ambassador Matt Day. dalstonist.co.uk Cheese? In a hairdressers? Now this I have to see. Correct Incorrect Cheese? In a hairdressers? Now this I have to see. Burn it. Burn it all to the ground. Correct Incorrect Burn it. Burn it all to the ground.