Buzz·Posted on 22 Apr 201331 Inanimate Objects With Secret Inner LivesAnthropomorphic fun.by Luke LewisBuzzFeed Executive Editor, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. These boxes are quietly plotting something diabolical. reddit.com 2. This tap is thinking back to a time long ago, before the weight of the world crushed its spirit. Via adme.ru 3. This gherkin is leading a life of quiet desperation. Via taringa.net 4. This hinge is fascinated by your long and meandering anecdote. No, really, do go on. Flickr: 77205296@N02 / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk By kelbel427. 5. This kayak is very right-wing and feels permanently outraged by society. richardwiseman.wordpress.com 6. This telescope is actually not very impressed with the view. The "woo" is sarcastic. Flickr: remoto / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk 7. This clip is up for some mischief if you are. reddit.com 8. This barbecue is fine out here in the cold. No really. Just pretend it doesn't exist. See if it cares. Via imgur.com 9. This tree is putting a brave face on things, but god knows there isn't much to smile about, what with everything that's been in the news. Via imgur.com 10. These slippers are just bloody livid. Via buzzhunt.co.uk 11. Despite appearances this pair of binoculars is dying on the inside. So desperately lonely. Flickr: pipflickr / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk 12. This chimney just doesn't know anymore. Via flickriver.com 13. This bit of rusting metal has indeed been working out lately, and is glad you noticed. Flickr: rust / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk 14. These boats have just come into some money by underhand means, and are feeling pretty smug about it. facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk 15. These chairs are racists. You do not want to hear the joke they're laughing at. richardwiseman.wordpress.com 16. This disconsolate house doesn't even remember what it was like to be in a good mood. Flickr: 38308565@N06 / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk 17. This clock tower has seen things you wouldn't believe. Flickr: 36698329@N04 / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk By Jim Waddington. 18. This post is pleased to see you again, but secretly wonders if you'll have anything left in common. So much has changed. Flickr: 47351541@N00 / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk By Doubletaker. 19. This tree just remembered that embarrassing thing it did at the office party, and is now consumed by silent horror. Flickr: stevejm2009 / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk By Steve Maskell. 20. This geeky coat hanger has a really interesting theory about Quantum Leap he wants to share with you, if you'll only stay a while. Please. facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk / Via Flickr: 37429456@N00 By danilovando52. 21. This judgmental handbag disapproves of your lifestyle. Via pinterest.com 22. This camp house has some catty gossip to impart. Flickr: 35233862@N04 / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk By Bertie Roper. 23. This ticket machine wonders if there's anything left to believe in. Flickr: phatcontroller / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk By phatcontroller. 24. This box's life has been on the slide, ever since you left. Sometimes it wonders why it even carries on anymore. Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk 25. This brick facade wants to cut you in on a deal, but keep it on the down-low, OK? Via Twitter: @craig_a_knight 26. This phone has an extremely high opinion of itself. Via irish-ayes.blogspot.co.uk 27. This mop, while secretly posh and supported by a trustfund, likes to think of itself as a hippy dropout. Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk 28. Let's be honest. These plugs are simpletons. Nothing much going on in their heads at all. Via taringa.net 29. This ladder sometimes goes to scream, but nothing comes out. It's the strangest thing. Via photoblogsyou.tumblr.com 30. This pepper doesn't want to die. Not now. Not like this. Via imgur.com 31. This bit of tupperware is terrified by what lies ahead. Flickr: pirate_bikegrl / Via facesinplaces.blogspot.co.uk By PirateT.