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How Terrified Of Snakes Are You Really?

Do you think these devouring serpents should be banished back down the gaping hellmouth from whence they slithered? If not, why not?

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  1. 1. Here is a python in Australia crushing a flying fox to death within its implacable coils. How does it make you feel?

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    Ambivalent.
    Angry.
    Nervous.
    Horrified.
  2. 2. This snake is so strong it can lift a wallaby clean out of the water with its ever-ravening jaws. Your response?

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    I'm cool with it.
    This is an affront to everything that is good and holy.
    This image is definitive proof that there is no god.
    That's a little disturbing.
  3. 3. How would you react if this was your toilet?

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    Torch your bathroom with a flamethrower.
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    Torch your bathroom with a flamethrower.
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    Torch your entire house with a flamethrower.
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    Torch your entire house with a flamethrower.
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    Call the RSPCA in the hope they'll find it a home.
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    Call the RSPCA in the hope they'll find it a home.
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    Calmly remove the serpent and enjoy the rest of your day.
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    Calmly remove the serpent and enjoy the rest of your day.
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  4. 4. Here's a snake slowly digesting a massive lizard. Choose one of the following exclamations.

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    No.
    Hell no.
    OH DEAR GOD NO.
    Whatever.
  5. 5. Just a snake slithering into a discarded beer can. Thoughts?

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    Good for the snake.
    Quick, destroy the hellbeast while it can't see you.
  6. 6. This is the skin sloughed off by a snake. It is three metres long. How does it make you feel?

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    Scared.
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    Scared.
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    REALLY scared.
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    REALLY scared.
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    Not that bothered.
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    Not that bothered.
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    Furious that nature even allows this to exist.
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    Furious that nature even allows this to exist.
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  7. 7. This 16-foot albino Burmese python has worked out how to open doors. What is an appropriate response?

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    Nuke it.
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    Nuke it.
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    Open fire on it.
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    Open fire on it.
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    Run away screaming.
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    Run away screaming.
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    Step over it, leave the room, and do something else until it departs.
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    Step over it, leave the room, and do something else until it departs.
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  8. 8. This is a reticulated python digesting some kind of large mammal. What is your response?

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    For the love of god, please stop showing me these pictures.
    What's the problem? Snakes need to eat.
    This is appalling.
    Are you sure you haven't ripped this image straight from my most tortured nightmares?
  9. 9. What do you make of this?

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    This plucky fellow displays an admirable connection with the animal kingdom and is an inspiration to us all.
    Guy's a total psycho.
  10. 10. This is what a Burmese python looks like after swallowing a deer. Pick a BuzzFeed reaction button.

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How Terrified Of Snakes Are You Really?

You got: You're absolutely terrified of snakes

Which is completely understandable. After all, snakes are unstoppable devouring machines who would swallow you whole if they could. Blind terror is an entirely rational response.

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You got: You're moderately terrified of snakes

You fear them, obviously. You wouldn't want one in your house. But you can just about keep a lid on your fear. You've got it under control. For now.

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You got: You're ambivalent about snakes

Neither pro- nor anti-snake, you appreciate their right to exist. Though you'd change your tune if one came slithering up your toilet bowl.

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You got: You're not remotely scared of snakes

Which is strange, because you really should be. They're awful creatures.

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