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How Middle Class Are You?

Are you more Waitrose than Lidl? Take our highly scientific personality test to find out.

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  1. 1. Where do you shop?

    Lidl.
    Aldi.
    Tesco.
    Waitrose.
    Farmer's market.
  2. 2. Which comedy character do you most identify with?

    Vicky Pollard.
    Del Boy.
    Basil Fawlty.
    Reggie Perrin.
    Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous.
  3. 3. How do you drink coffee?

    Nescafe in a mug.
    Latte from Starbucks.
    Your own Nespresso machine.
    Fair trade, organic, brewed in an Aeropress.
    Cafetiere.
  4. 4. How do you pronounce quinoa?

    KEEN-wa.
    Kwin-OH-wer.
    Keen-oh.
    WTF?
    KWIN-oh.
  5. 5. What type of exercise do you do?

    None.
    Rugby.
    Bikram yoga.
    Five-a-side.
    Rowing.
  6. 6. An acceptable name for a child?

    Keegan.
    Tabatha.
    Keeley.
    Joshua.
    Noah.
  7. 7. A celebrity you admire?

    Katie Price.
    Michael Owen.
    Jamie Oliver.
    Nigella Lawson.
    Joanna Lumley.
  8. 8. Where do you buy vegetables?

    Vegetables?
    Abel & Cole delivery.
    Sainsbury's.
    Local deli.
    Ocado.
  9. 9. Your tipple of choice?

    Strongbow.
    Red wine (min £10 a bottle).
    Gin and tonic.
    Lager.
    Craft ale.
  10. 10. Which of these TV shows most appeals?

    Midsomer Murders.
    Downton Abbey.
    Top Gear.
    Coronation Street.
    The Only Way Is Essex.
  11. 11. Your ideal holiday destination?

    Center Parcs.
    Skiing. Anywhere.
    The Maldives.
    Week in Benidorm.
    Butlins £10 Sun holiday.
  12. 12. What do you call your evening meal?

    Supper.
    Tea.
    Dinner.
    Scran.
    Din-dins.
  13. 13. What do you call the front room of your house?

    Drawing room.
    Lounge.
    Sitting room.
    Living room.
    Front room.
  14. 14. What's your idea of a good night out?

    Going to Tiger Tiger.
    Going to the local pub.
    Going to a really interesting out-of-the-way pub you read about in the Observer.
    Going to the theatre.
    Going to the opera.
  15. 15. Where do you buy your clothes?

    Boden.
    Cos/Reiss.
    Primark.
    H&M.
    M&S.
  16. 16. Your favourite celebrity chef?

    Yotam Ottolenghi.
    Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.
    Ainsley Harriot.
    Jamie Oliver.
    Antony Worrall Thompson.
  17. 17. How do you get your news?

    The Daily Mail.
    The Daily Telegraph.
    The Guardian on your iPad.
    The Sun.
    Twitter. Nothing else.

How Middle Class Are You?

You got: 100% middle class. That's basically Waitrose.

Congratulations! You are as middle-class as it is possible to be. Now get back to your Boden catalogue.

100% middle class. That's basically Waitrose.
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You got: 75% middle class. That's basically M&S.

Well done. You are almost unbearably middle-class. Another few skiing trips and you'll be at 100%.

75% middle class. That's basically M&S.
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You got: 50% middle class. That's basically Sainsbury's.

A middling score. You are slightly middle-class, but not insufferably so. If you were a celebrity chef you would be Jamie Oliver.

50% middle class. That's basically Sainsbury's.
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You got: 25% middle class. That's basically Tesco.

Amazing. You are almost entirely free of middle-class smugness. Keep up the good work!

25% middle class. That's basically Tesco.
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You got: 0% middle class. That's basically Lidl.

Congratulations! You literally could not be any less middle-class. Are you sure you are not actually Vicky Pollard?

0% middle class. That's basically Lidl.
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